Yes, sex is about having fun and being spontaneous in your relationship but sometimes you have to draw the line as to what you can and not try in the bedroom. We have all seen amazing sexual feats at websites like TwinkPornVideos but that does not mean we should replicate them. Fella’s if you’ve decided that missionary and the old classy way of having sex is just too boring for you might just want to change your mind about how you feel about what happens in your bedroom.
A study done in Brazil recently reveals that missionary is the least exciting but the safest sex position you could try in the bedroom to avoid that “penile fracture,” one should be so afraid of getting. A penile fracture is probably the most painful bedroom injury one could ever get and certainly the most embarrassing if I should add.
The most dangerous position you ask? The female being on top is the biggest mistake you could make. Yes, as much as you may want your woman to ride you until the sun comes up i.e. reverse cowgirl is not safe for your dick!
According to the experts:
“Scientists say this may be because the woman controls the penis with her entire body weight landing on it and is unable to interrupt it when it suffers a ‘wrong way penetration’. The harm is usually minor for her and with no pain – but major in the penis.”
Apparently 50 percent of the men who reported to the hospital with a cracked cock said that they actually heard their penis break, and felt the pain immediately after.
So gents, the conclusion is that next time your lady tells you that she wants to be on top and in control your answer should be noooooo, uhm why? Because you know just what might happen to your favourite body part of all time. If you get bored of missionary, there are plenty of other safe sex positions you could try. Plus, you could give yourself even more choice of positions with a sex swing (here are some innovative ways to install it). Whatever you do, stick to being in charge and controlling where your penis penetrates. Simple.
